Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
I have a joke about death. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Think about it :)
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.
how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down
How did stephen hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
