Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
