I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
#RIPBOZO
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
