Death

Death jokes

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.