Day jokes
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Memes
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"