Day jokes
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.