Dating jokes
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
Memes
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
I don't want to date an alien.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.