Dating jokes
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
Memes
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!