A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is gettin' stalked by a boy for EIGHT YEARS. That's, like, longer than some people's attention spans! The punchline is the dude assumes the boy is following him 'cause he thinks he's gay, but really, who knows why the boy is following him, maybe he's just a weirdo.