Dating jokes

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Your love life.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!