Dating jokes
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
I don't want to date an alien.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.