Dating jokes

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?