Dating jokes

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Your love life.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.