Dating jokes
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Memes
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?