Dating jokes

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

So 666-3629, so get it?

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?

They both have an expiry date.

Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊

Boy/girl: I love you.

Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.

The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.