Illegal immigrant jokes

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

I'm illegal.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!