Illegal immigrant jokes

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.