Darkness jokes
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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