Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere 💀
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.😂😂😂
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
I wasn't planning on going on a run. but those cops showed up out of nowhere
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
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I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Whats the diffrenct between apples and orphans
Apples get picked.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
