I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital Reload and keep shooting
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit
you better not be talkin' shit 🔫
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
How to get into politics Fail art school
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
what do a baby and a grenade have in common? they both make loud noises when thrown
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
