What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
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what makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? One stops sucking when you slap it
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe brand? White vans
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Q: why can’t orphans be criminals
A: they are not wanted
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
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doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
55. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree. But the tree left him hanging!
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
