What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.😂😂😂
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? a baby in two trash cans.
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
Dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when children get it
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
how did the gay girl die? homocide
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
walk in to a gun store everything was half off I didn't know back to school shopping started
