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My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six year old.
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
Dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when children get it
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
i put someone in a wheelchair in to the fire and called him hot weels
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whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
why are americans good at rubix cubes there so good at separating colors
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
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Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
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I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo, he tried high fiving a tree but it only left him hanging
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
