Dark Humor
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.