What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Dark Humor
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?..
babies are like airstrikes they get aborted
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
- Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
my family is like treasure, you need a shovel and a map to find them.
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them
Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Dark humor is like water
Not everybody gets it
- How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
- To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
- You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old