What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
My grandpa said “your generation relies to much on technology” I said “we will see abt that” and I unplugged his life support :)
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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My fish can break dance. only for 20 seconds and only once.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
I cried when my dad cut up onions, Onions was a good dog.