Dark Humor
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.