Dark Humor
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.