You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie
Family photo
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Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
My fish can break dance. only for 20 seconds and only once.
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
my wife called me pedophile that is a big word for 2 year old
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
What do u call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter its not coming anyways
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
