Dark Humor


Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids


What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East


April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We’ll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.


What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging


kid asks "what is dark humor?" me points"see at that guy across the street…" kid:"i can’t… I’m blind" me:"exactly "

Insert Name Here

i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.


I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”


When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.


Dark humor is like a cancer, it’s funnier when a kid gets it.

What is the differences between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

The judge asked me “How does 5 to 10 years sound?” I said “Sexy.”

Sarai Castle

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”

If you guessed “Marriage” your stupid. It’s miscarriage and don’t forget it. The joke never get’s old to him. Just like the baby.

in Orphan

Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?

It doesn’t hit home


a joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never come back