Dark Humor

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

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i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself

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kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "

A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII

Rainbow Six Siege

19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging

What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”