How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
How many Police Officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII
Rainbow Six Siege
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.
I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
