Dark Humor

How do emo kids complement each other?

They say, "I like ya cuts g."

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Rules of Dark humor:

1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.

I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

- Sincerely, Zane

Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging.

What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."