What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage"
If you guessed "Marriage" your stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never get's old to him. Just like the baby.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender