I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear
White vans
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
