The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Dark Humor
What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
- It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.😂😂😂
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: pulls out gun
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
I went to the principal’s office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
What’s the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of children.😂😂😂
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging
What’s the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.