Dark Humor

Dark Humor

What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”

what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.

when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason

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I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage"

If you guessed "Marriage" your stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never get's old to him. Just like the baby.