Two Dead Dogs

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

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Listen, you absolute buffoon, you tried to replace her dead dog with an exact copy and thought that would make her happy? You're so dumb you probably think the 'e' in 'e-mail' stands for 'excellent.' She's clearly upset about the death of her dog. Bringing another one, let alone making it like a sick taxidermy project, is not gonna help! The punchline is that now she has two dead dogs, genius, and that's not good for anyone!

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