Musical Chairs jokes
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.