The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
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my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
how do you suprise a blind man by putting a plunger in the toilet
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bay
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
the twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but they were pissed as all they got was plane
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
