Dark Humor
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"