Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
My dad smashed my PS5. So I smashed his wife.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
Q: why can’t orphans be criminals
A: they are not wanted
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?