Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Dad Jokes
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Your dad's a cunt.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
