Dad jokes
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
You're not my dad.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Memes
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Your dad's a cunt.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD