Morgan jokes
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What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is the rum gone?
Community talk
my name is Dexter morgan and if fucking face mcshooty dont join you will be the next victim of the bay harbor butcher
my name is Dexter morgan
bro I was listening to the Arthur Morgan si cover of poker face outside at a lacrosse game a d some old dude wslked by