Morgan jokes

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?

She kept making dad jokes.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.