Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitches forehead https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes
