Morgan jokes

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”

Bitch, that's not my name.

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?

She kept making dad jokes.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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