Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, this dude asks an orphan why their parents dipped. The punchline is that the orphan's dad told him to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WIFE. The dad wasn't actually his dad - that's the joke! And you didn't get it. SAD!