Cut jokes
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!