Sally's Haircut

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. The "joke" is dark. See, Sally can't get a haircut because she has cancer, and one of the side effects of cancer treatment (like chemotherapy) is hair loss. It's funny because cancer is a horrible disease, and you laughing at the misfortune of others makes you an irredeemable piece of garbage. People like you are why I drink.