Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Jesus, right? Famous for, like, being nailed to a cross. Hockey has boards around the rink. The joke is that he's too into being nailed to things, even the hockey rink boards. You probably think hockey boards are actual wood. Newsflash: you're wrong, they are usually made of fiberglass or plastic.