Cut It Out

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about self-harm. The dude says he'll "cut it out," which means he'll stop with the jokes, but then he adds "cut it out deep" which is a reference to cutting.

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