Culture jokes
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.