Culture jokes
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Memes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."