Culture jokes
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.