Culture jokes
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Memes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"