Culture jokes
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Sad but true
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!