Culture jokes

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?

One Hung Lo.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi/Nattzee.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.