Culture jokes
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Memes
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!