Culture jokes
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
big booty latinas.