Culture

Culture Jokes

Anilingus

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

Gay

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Kid

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Blonde

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

Party

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Family

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Caricature

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Pub

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

Music

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Card

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

Time

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

Stereotype

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Man

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.