Culture jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!