What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
βDoes Marry wanna smoke a joint?β
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Jerry Garcia: Iβm going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: Iβm already on it. π―π¦π
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
Ukraine
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
i am an indian joke
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
devora malka, the nora school, silver springs maryland also known as opal
Orphans and Chinese people canβt play baseball , the orphans canβt find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
