Culture jokes
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
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What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.