Culture jokes
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
A Black man walked into a bar.