Culture jokes
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.