Culture jokes

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

What's long and black? Centrelink line.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

What do you call a dog in China?

E10

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.