Culture jokes
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Memes
Unless you wanna die
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.