Culture jokes
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.