What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Culture Jokes
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
