Culture jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Memes
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Kobe got irl canceled.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!