Culture jokes
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
No one:
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?