Culture jokes
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.