What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Culture Jokes
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
