Culture jokes
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Memes
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.