Culture jokes
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
THE HOOD
The South.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.