Culture jokes
I am on the German website.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Memes
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.