Culture jokes
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
No one:
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.