Culture jokes
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" đđđ
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Memes
Why canât the emo play in trees? Theyâll leave âem hanging.
Whatâs a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
Thereâs also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasnât told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a âJust Do Itâ shirt.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*