Culture jokes
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Memes
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.