Culture jokes
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.