
Culture jokes
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Bruh.
