Culture jokes
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.