Culture jokes
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Memes
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What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.