Culture jokes
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
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How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!