Culture jokes
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.