Culture jokes
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Memes
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!