Culture jokes
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Memes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.