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Daddy dick

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The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."

Jenny 😂

The text says "Nobody: The sun that I drew when I was 5:". Below the text, an image of the sun is shown, wearing sunglasses and has a small smile.

Daddy dick

Me when i was 7 be like

The image shows a text from a user "rae loves marvel" that says "7 year old kids today: iphones and ipads". Below, it says "Me when I was 7:" and shows a picture of a man, apparently Paul Rudd, with his mouth open in front of a fan.

#StayatHome

The image text says: "My mother taking me to class angry because I was late. my backpack at home:". The image shows a person looking down with hands clasped.

M3ME G0D

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

Nateツ

The little kid in the corner is me

The image shows two kids on their first day of school. One kid is smiling and standing upright, while the other is lying on the floor, seemingly tired or not wanting to be there. The text on top says, "There's two types of kids on the first day of school."

freddyfatbear

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The image shows Mike Wazowski with a very pleased expression. The text overlay reads: "6 year old me after the waitress drew a smiley face with ketchup on my burger."

DreamBlue

A figure with a disproportionately large head, known as 'Stonks,' wearing a lab coat and blue gloves, holds a beaker with a red liquid in it. The text says, "7 year old me after i mix different mud with water to make a potion" and "kemist".

Heroin Monkey

A digital painting depicting a man lying wounded on the ground in front of a burning landscape with a medieval castle in the background. The text above reads: "6 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry rainbow unicorn toothpaste."

Bozo

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Cocel 😮💨

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a woman in the water looking shocked with a stingray behind her and the text "Me on my phone" and "Little kids" near her. The bottom part shows a close-up image of a stingray's face with the text "You got games on your phone?"

Daddy Cock

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Hollow Knight Beater

Can you relate

A baby with wide eyes and a surprised expression is being held by a person whose face is partially visible. Text overlay reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR DAD USES YOUR PHONE".

erikthejokemaster

FOR REAL

M3ME G0D

A purple character with a mustache is standing in front of a background with a palm tree and an ocean. The text says: "What was your childhood like?"

Inessa :)

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

✨Jassy✨

me and my little brother be like

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows two young children hugging while sitting on the floor, and the top right panel shows two young children smiling and hugging. The text above these panels reads, "OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS." The bottom two panels show two men wrestling. The text above these panels reads, "MY KIDS."

Cocel 😮💨

A meme shows a 3D character standing with arms out wide, with text above that reads "I have fused with god" in a speech bubble. Above this image is text that says: "9 year old me stepping on a lego and surviving:".

Jonah Marshall

True as fuck

A photo shows a man and a young child lying on the floor, each holding a toy gun, with the text "Air Force" above and "weapons training" below them. There are a few other toy guns around them.

M3ME G0D

The image shows a screenshot from a simple children's game with several orange pumpkins and the text 'Pick a pumpkin' and the text above says 'Kids 2023: "Its just a game". The game:'

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