Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Culture Jokes
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
