Culture jokes
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."