Culture jokes
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Memes
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.