Culture jokes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.