Culture jokes
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Ligma
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.