Culture jokes
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Memes
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.