What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Culture Jokes
Like if you know someone emo.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
