Culture jokes
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.