Culture jokes
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Like if you know someone emo.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!