Culture jokes
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Like if you know someone emo.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.