Culture jokes
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Imagine being emo.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
ingenious! AND LEO!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
POV: you
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Yo mama is Dora.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.