Culture jokes
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
I love birthdays 🍰
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Memes
jesus
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."