Culture jokes
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!