Culture jokes
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.