Culture jokes
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
THE HOOD
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.