Culture jokes
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What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.