Culture jokes
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?