Culture jokes

Like if you know someone emo.

Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.

How do you know if a rapper is lying?

His rhymes don't add up.

What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?

"Ajous".

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip.

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

when the sus.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!

Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?

He totally kilt her.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?

Coco Pops.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

Like if you meet someone emo.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"