Culture jokes

I guess you can say he xxxpired.

Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?

Because they have no family.

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?

A leaf.

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?

Cross country. 😉

Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”

Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

What did the roti say to pratha?

You white like a white bastard.

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

In Soviet Russia,

You love Chinese and hate Chinese.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?

"Juan on Juan."

What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.