Culture jokes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What is "moo becanira?"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.