What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
Culture Jokes
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
