Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Culture Jokes
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
