Culture

Culture jokes

Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.