Culture jokes
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.