We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Culture Jokes
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.