Culture jokes
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
You are emo.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Like if you know someone emo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."