Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Like if you know someone emo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
