Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Sayo-nara.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
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