Culture jokes
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
You are emo.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”