Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Culture Jokes
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Hoi!
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
