Culture jokes
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.