Culture jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.