Culture jokes
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"