Culture jokes
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
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EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."