What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
