Culture jokes
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
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EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.