Crime jokes
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
It's not rape if you both like it.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Memes
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!