What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.