Crime jokes
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Memes
Well.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
It's not rape if you both like it.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.