Crime jokes
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Well.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
It's not rape if you both like it.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.