Crime jokes
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
Memes
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
It's not rape if you both like it.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.