Crime jokes
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Well.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.