Crime

Crime jokes

Candy

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

Van

How many times does 42 go into 9?

Get in the van to find out.

Steel

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂

Death

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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    Basement

    what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

    I don't bowl.

    Friend

    Friend 1: I don't want to jump.

    Friend 2: Me neither.

    Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.

    Friend 1: *jumps*

    Friend 2: *jumps*

    Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!

    Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.

    Rape

    A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

    A blonde thought and did get raped.

    Dog

    I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

    Ban

    My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

    Basement

    What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

    Teacher

    "Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

    "For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

    Michael Jackson

    What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.