What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
