Crime jokes
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Memes
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂