Crime jokes
It's not rape if you both like it.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.