Crime jokes
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Memes
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. ππ
How do you get away with murder?
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Cruel and unusual punishment.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! π’π
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Joke: CookVR