Crime jokes
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.