Crime jokes
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Memes
Bro WTF?
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Joke: CookVR
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
How do you get away with murder?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.