Crime jokes
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
How do you get away with murder?
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Joke: CookVR
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.