Crime jokes
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.