Crime jokes
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
How do you get away with murder?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Joke: CookVR
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"