Crime

Crime jokes

Rape

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

Rape victim

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

Emo kid

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.

Memes

Cop

Why do kids want to become cops?

They want to find the guy who touched them.

Difference

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Terrorist

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

Chip

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Police

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Identity Theft

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Rape

How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)

Adult

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.

Sex

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

Titty

So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"

Pedophile

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?