What Sound Does a Pig Make?

Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says "moo moo."

Teacher: Good!

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, nimrod! The joke here is that Little Johnny turns a simple animal sounds question into a gangster movie scene. Instead of oinking, the pig is ordering people to put their hands up like a criminal. It's funny because it's unexpected and violent. People like you wouldn't get it otherwise.