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Snowy715
6 years ago
  • Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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    • Bank
    • Lady
    • Old Lady
    • Crime
    • Push
    • Balance

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this brain genius is at a bank, right? An old lady wants help checking her balance, but instead of helping, Mr. Big Brain pushes her over. Get it? Balance, like keeping steady? You probably fall down a lot, don't you?

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