Crime jokes
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Davin is a pedo.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Greg is a pedo.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Mosely in a white van.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.