Crime jokes
Greg is a pedo.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Mosely in a white van.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Memes
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.