When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Crime Jokes
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
