Crime jokes

What is an orphan's role model?

Batman.

Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

I have a body count of 7.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?

You end up doing all the work.

The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.