Crime jokes

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

I am the danger.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?

C4.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.