Crime jokes
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."